Roll Call! Head!?! Who said Head!?!

Who are some of your favorite hashers? Let's find out!

Introducing:

IN YOUR HEAD!

"Head!?!" Who said "head!?!" I'll take some of!... oh fuck it. 

We have to sing every goddamn circle because of you. Luckily we like singing. Tell us the origins of this mellifluent moniker:

I got my name because I am a mental ninja.

Totally mental!

We've seen you out on trail a lot. Do you have one that stands out as a favorite?

Favorite trail was T-Blowner's zip line trail. I forget when it was or what it was called but good weather, cool as shit trails and a zip line! 

How can you fail with a zip line? That was Blowner and (then) Just Lou's Hazelton trail. RN # 8 on 5/12/2018. I remember it rained and bad cheese balls.

Now, way back when you were a baby hasher, what were your first thoughts after your very first trail?

Holy shit...this seriously exists?

What was the best bad decision you have ever made?

Anything and everything done at Fantasy Fest!

On that note I am forbidden to inquire any further!

On - Out!

Sex-A-Sketch!

Trail # 28: Bambi's Revenge. Sunday 1/12/2020

Sunday January 12 This month's hare Down Down on the Brown Brown will take us on a wild winter ride through the darkest recesses of Bambi's traumatized soul.

Trail Description:

Many a bambi have perished in these woods. National Geographic said it may have been at the hands of a sociopathic Thumper and Flower. Regardless of the myths of the area, cum and enjoy a 4-6 mile romp up the cock...Haycock that is, or maybe I'll just plunge you all into Lake Nockamixon...a good ol' polar plunge...😈...if you are comfortable bouldering or like climbing--take the Eagle...if you like it flatter like Ken...take the Turkey but do have trail runners or hiking shoes. Gonna be a good time.

Hash cash: $7

Hash Schedule

Pre-Lube: 11:00am at Wagon Wheel Tavern (2300 Dublin Pike, Quakertown, PA 18951)

Let's help them wake/open up!

Meet Up: 12:00pm at Nockamixon State Park Marina Parking Lot (2148 Church View Dr, Quakertown, PA 18951)

Chalk Talk: 12:20pm

Hare & Furrier Hare Away: 12:30pm Sharp!

Dry bag: You know the fucking deal.

Other Gear:

Good trail runners, hiking boots, blow up dolls, virgins, Project X on laser disc, sasquatch nets, puppets, Malort, crew socks, whistles, bear spray or axe.

2nd Anal PINK DRESS! Saturday 10/12/2019

Saturday October 12, 2019

Slatington, PA 

The Tender Waffle are again hosting the 2nd Anal Rogue North Pink Dress R*n!
Who doesn’t love to r*n around The North in pretty pink dresses!?!?! And for a good cause!

Don't like breast cancer? Neither do we. 100% of the money raised goes to a woman local to The North to help offset medical expenses, lost wages, or whatever she needs for a sigh of relief on her journey.
  The top 3 fundraisers over $100 will be rewarded for their generosity (or mad hustling skills) with Rogue North gifts.https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8iibjJpvlR?fbclid=IwAR2MMdr4GJrXwY8o8PGHdutWPbJwpVdvRdzj4hGzBoVQELDxsg26yJRZ9As

Anyone wanting to camp out is welcome to come early and set up a tent. We ask you bring some extra beverages for yourself for prelube and on-after if you plan on staying. We got you covered on trail.

On-After we’ll have food again at the house! Fire pit and s’mores.


Location: The Tender Waffle 2564 Welshtown Road Slatington, PA 18080 

Your Hares: Tenderize Her, Just Jason and Just Dave

Hash Cash: $20. That covers all your beverages on trail and food after. All hash cash and fundraising money is donated!

Prelube: The Shack or The Tender Waffle. That’s up to you.

Meet-up: 12:30 (feel free to cum earlier if you want to set up a tent or prelube)

Circle: 1:00pm!!!!

Hares out: 1:30pm

**Please note if you are late for circle, you’re fucked. And not in a good way. 😜 Get your asses here on time!

Dry bag: You know the fucking drill.

Trail #24 Hash Trash! Now available on the Atari 2600!

Rogue North Trail #24: Swamp Witches visit the North!

Saturday, September 7, 2019

3922 Main St, Slatedale, PA 18079

Cum one, cum all for The Eyeball Flick trail!

Prelube: At The Shack! Anytime you want 😉

Meet up: Noon,  Parking lot behind Slatedale Fire Co. 3922 Main St. Slatedale, PA 18079. 

Circle: 12:30

Hash Cash: $7

Hares out: 12:69

Dry bag: Always

Return To Sexy Mountain! 8/10/2019

The North turns 3!

 Saturday August 10, 2019!

Join Yolonda and the gang as Wetback Mountain and Sex-A-Sketch team up once again to hare in the wilds of Carbon County!

Prelube @ 11AM! Parking sucks in town so venture out on your own or join us at the start early!

Circle up at noon.
40.855442, -75.768038
You will have to park along Flagstaff Road near the Switchback Trail And follow the marks to Circle location (it won't be far). 
This is just off W. Broadway, a mile east of the Mauch Chunk lake. Jim Thorpe, PA 18229.

Hash Cash: $7

You will only need a drybag if you show up.

Taco Mile 2019!

If you missed the Rogue North Hash House Harriers 2019 Taco Mile, You missed 22 participants (and a few observers) duking it out in live action for prizes and glory!

The rules? Heck, we make those up! But what is supposed to happen is this: Eat a taco. Run a quarter mile. 4 times.

Still no one has puked! And we still have a great time!

This years winners (or weiners) were Ya Lion for beating the crap out of everybody (we gave him a trophy anyway). And Hare Today Cum Tomorrow for DFL'n the hell out of that event.

The poor kitchen staff at  The Shack had a tough time cooking up 88 tacos in such a short time for us but they pulled it off. Next year they get a trophy too!

After awards were presented we made our way outside for a birthday side-side for Ya Lion and a surprise naming! Our very own Civil War reenactor Just Jason is now forever known (or til whenever) as Cornhole Jackson!

What a great time! I hope they tipped well.