Olde Time Hashmas! Saturday 12/12/2020

 

Cum all ye wankers! The Governor says we can't have more than 10 peeps indoors and no more than 50 peeps outdoors so dress warm and cum ready to sing your faces off!

Hash cash: $7

Cum Early! We plan a Noon start!

Location: 611 South Avenue Jim Thorpe, PA 18229

The address is private. Start is in the parking lot across the street from there. It doesn't have an address. Top of Hill Road. Can't miss it.

We will have masks and sanitizer if you need. 

ON ON!

Trail # 35!

Trail # 35  Sunday November 15 2020!

Cum get your pre Thanksgiving shiggy in with your favorite Rogues from The North!

When: Sunday November 15

Meetup: 12 PM

Pack out: 1 PM

Hash Cash: $7

Hares: TwatWaffle and Cheap Lyft 

Where: 3853 Chestnut Street Whitehall, PA 18052 (I am told it is the Iron Rail Trail Pavilion just east of the Sheetz (heading into Coplay))

Dry Bag: Duh.

Pink Dress 2020!

Saturday October 10! 12PM!

The Rogue North Hash House Harriers 3rd Anal Pink Dress Cums back to Slatington, PA!

Grab your finest pink dress and help raise money to help a woman (or women) from our community undergoing treatment.

Trail will be shiggylicious, there will be beer and food for trail. Show up early and set up a tent in the yard. Bring extra booze if you like that fancy stuff and plan to party late.

Time: Noon.

Location: 2564 Welshtown Rd, Slatington, PA 18080.

Hares: Twatwaffle, TenderizeHer, Cheap Lyft, Just Aaron

Hash Cash: $20

Dry Bag: Always.  
 

Trail # 32 Hash Trash! Let's get ready to stumble!!!

 

It's Not Easy Being Green: Trail # 30 June 13, 2020

Whether Carbon County goes green or not, we can pull together a safe live trail.
So no licking each other, no shared vessels, masks are optional, no chivalry on trail unless you got a 6’ stick, what else?...

Hare: Sex-A-Sketch
Hash cash: $7
Where: Bowmanstown boat launch

40°47'33.4"N 75°39'28.2"W

40.792620, -75.657845

When: Saturday June 13, 2020 @ High noon.
Prelube: Your vehicle is prob best
On After: not lookin good. Let’s see what the governor says til then.
Dry bag: Fuckin’ A

Expect a back to basics trail like we like it in The North.

We Stayed ON IN and all we got was this stupid patch!

2020 doesn’t have to suck! We’ve just got patches in that you can get just for being a non returner! For the price of a hash cash $7 (in person or PayPal to RogueNorthH3@gmail.com (leave address if PayPal)) you can proudly display all the events you did not go to this year! We will be giving all the monies from this to local organizations helping those in need through this corona bologna!

On On!
...er...in?

Roll Call! Jewels Of Duh Nile!

Introducing:

Jewels Of Duh Nile

"How much romance can one woman take?"

Alright, Jewels, I never thought it would happen, how on earth did you get a name that made me quote Joan Wilder (as played by Kathleen Turner)?

No one believed I was a virgin at the age of 22 and thought I was lying.

And now look at you!

 I see you all over that damn place hashing. Do you have a favorite trail?

Favorite trail is anything with all the shiggy, water and I'm bleeding. Jell-O shots are a must!

And now we know how to set a trap... I mean what went through your cranium after your very first hash?!

They run and drink and wear kilts. The best thing ever!

Now for our favorite. Besides that time you drove the Mustang in an ice storm to Reading trail, what was your best bad decision.

My Best fuck up would have to be jumping in the Dirty Jersey water following true trail. I smelled so bad lol.

Shit. Whose trail was that?

It was a Taco Tuesday Goats trail if my memory is correct lol.

Rogue North H3 Trail # 29! Jewels and Just Beth! 3/7/20

Saturday March 7, 2020!

Wanker’s and Bimbo’s It’s that time again to run a little run, and drink a lot of drinks...maybe sacrifice a virgin or 2 ;). Join Jewels of Duh Nile and Just Beth as they pop her haring cherry through the thrilling streets of Palmerton. So Cum one, Cum all, my lovely hash family and bring your extra liver cause Just Beth is also celebrating her Birthday!!!!!!

Hash cash: $7

Pre-lube: Get your sweet ass to trail

Meet-up: Noon in the park

498-418 6th St, Palmerton, PA 18071

Chalk Talk: 12:20pm

Hares Out: 12:30pm

Dry bag: You fucking know already.

On after: One Ten Tavern
110 Delaware Ave, Palmerton

Roll Call! Head!?! Who said Head!?!

Who are some of your favorite hashers? Let's find out!

Introducing:

IN YOUR HEAD!

"Head!?!" Who said "head!?!" I'll take some of!... oh fuck it. 

We have to sing every goddamn circle because of you. Luckily we like singing. Tell us the origins of this mellifluent moniker:

I got my name because I am a mental ninja.

Totally mental!

We've seen you out on trail a lot. Do you have one that stands out as a favorite?

Favorite trail was T-Blowner's zip line trail. I forget when it was or what it was called but good weather, cool as shit trails and a zip line! 

How can you fail with a zip line? That was Blowner and (then) Just Lou's Hazelton trail. RN # 8 on 5/12/2018. I remember it rained and bad cheese balls.

Now, way back when you were a baby hasher, what were your first thoughts after your very first trail?

Holy shit...this seriously exists?

What was the best bad decision you have ever made?

Anything and everything done at Fantasy Fest!

On that note I am forbidden to inquire any further!

On - Out!

Sex-A-Sketch!

Trail # 28: Bambi's Revenge. Sunday 1/12/2020

Sunday January 12 This month's hare Down Down on the Brown Brown will take us on a wild winter ride through the darkest recesses of Bambi's traumatized soul.

Trail Description:

Many a bambi have perished in these woods. National Geographic said it may have been at the hands of a sociopathic Thumper and Flower. Regardless of the myths of the area, cum and enjoy a 4-6 mile romp up the cock...Haycock that is, or maybe I'll just plunge you all into Lake Nockamixon...a good ol' polar plunge...😈...if you are comfortable bouldering or like climbing--take the Eagle...if you like it flatter like Ken...take the Turkey but do have trail runners or hiking shoes. Gonna be a good time.

Hash cash: $7

Hash Schedule

Pre-Lube: 11:00am at Wagon Wheel Tavern (2300 Dublin Pike, Quakertown, PA 18951)

Let's help them wake/open up!

Meet Up: 12:00pm at Nockamixon State Park Marina Parking Lot (2148 Church View Dr, Quakertown, PA 18951)

Chalk Talk: 12:20pm

Hare & Furrier Hare Away: 12:30pm Sharp!

Dry bag: You know the fucking deal.

Other Gear:

Good trail runners, hiking boots, blow up dolls, virgins, Project X on laser disc, sasquatch nets, puppets, Malort, crew socks, whistles, bear spray or axe.