Rogue North Trail #22: The Sexy Goat! 7/13/19!

We really struggled with whether to cancel trail or not. I mean, how much fun can we have when our entire stash of fun dust was seized this morning at the Port of Philadelphia. I mean I guess we can continue on with just the devils juice... It just won't be that much fun.

Sex Toys For Tots and Silence Of The Goats will lead us scampering through Hickory R*n state park attempting to avoid the fierce black bears, treacherous Lehigh river, and Blair Witch project like woods. Also did you know that Krispy Crème donuts opened on this day about 80 years ago? So there might be donuts on trail. Or there might not be. Depends on how quickly we recover from the night before. Okay okay back to the trail details....

Saturday July 13, 2019!
Prelube: There really isn't anything in the area that is open that early. So I would recommend a discreet Hurricane, Old E, or Colt 45 in a brown paper bag at the parking lot.
Where: Hickory Run State Park - Site 197
Albrightsville, Pennsylvania
Hash cash: $7
Meet up: 11:00am
Chalk Talk: 12noon
Dry bag: Probably not, but maybe. Its Goats. And Sex Toys. So they will probably make you wet in one way or another. Yeah just bring a dry bag. And those shiggy socks.

Reading H3 Red Dress Invasion! 5/11/2019

Rumor has it the fine ladies from MILF H3 are planning an invasion of The North for a Mothers Day weekend trail. But our ravens have brought word from the best oracles in the land that Reading H3 is planning on holding their anal Red Dress Run that very same day! And since our forefathers have written it in the bylaws, right after, " thou shalt lay shitty trails," that trail can be anywhere including "invasions of the pigstys of thy neighbor. So long as it be done in the name of The Gispert, The Beer and The Holy Shit." - Amen.   

Sooooo... May trail is going to be a little different! We will be invading our comrades to the West in Reading! 

Saturday MAY 11, 2019!
Aim for noon! (We can alway prelube somewhere if early)
Volunteer Firemans Beneficial 434 Franklin Street West Reading, PA 19611
If history repeats itself Hash cash will be $20.
And you'll need a red dress. More details to cum!

This is your chance to travel hash without really going too far (some of you)! Let's show them what we are made of in The North! And help them raise some charity monies!

ON ON!

3/9/19 Trail # 18! Just Paulie’s Hare Poppin’ Good Trail!

Saturday 3/9/2019!

Cum on out for Just Paulie's Hare Poppin' Good Trail featuring Just Paulie and Wetback Mountain!

Pre Lube is 12-12:30 PM at Union Publick House 212 Center St. Jim Thorpe, PA  18229

Circle at 12:45 PM 2 blocks away. Carbon Lodge No. 242 F&A Masons 501 Center St. Jim Thorpe, PA 18229. In the Lodges social hall - a white building BEHIND the lodge.

Be prompt! This trail depends on it.

Hash Cash: $7

On-After will be back down at Union Publick House.

Parking is on the street anywhere you can find.

Practice safe hashing and pack your dry bag now, including shoes because of the snow. Hiking boots may be preferable. There's always a chance of getting wet in The North. *Remember to be dressed in your greenest of greens! Kilts preferred! *

Asheville RDR Aftermath!

So there we were, in a town of craft beers, drinking PBR, invading the Asheville Red Dress Run. There was some running, some walking, some more beers drank. Cumstop had a birthday so there was cake at some point. Plus some tequila and throwing up.

In between all that there was the tradition of circle. The shitty RA only allowed one accusation. Because Dick In Hand spent so much time getting down on one knee to tie his shoe.

I made that part up.

Turns out three Red Dresses ago he met someone and that was long enough for him to think it over and decide maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to ask our very own transplant Goes Down On The Rebound for her hand in marriage.

And then there was more throwing up.

Seriously, it was a great moment with few dry eyes and we are overjoyed to have been a part of it.

Congratulations, you crazy kids! On-On!

I guess you could call this a hash trash.

- Sex-A-Sketch!

Trail # 17A: Asheville RDR Invasion!

Pack your shiggy socks and best red dress, we're hitting the road! February 23 - 24 The North invades Asheville H3 for their anal Red Dress Run. Rego here:https://hashrego.com/events/avlh3-11th-annual-red-dress-run

Trail # 17!

Start The New Year off right With The Rogue North Hash House Harriers!

Hare: Sex-A-Sketch!

When: Sunday January 13, 2019! Circle at 1 PM!

Where: Lehigh Gap boat launch off Paint Mill Road in Slatington, PA 18080. It is under the 248/145/873 bridge. Next to the Nature Center.

Hash Cash: $7!

Dry bag: Essential.

Pre-lube at The Shack 751 Main Street Slatington PA 18080. Noon-ish. Be early.

Trail #16 Hash Trash!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/10jclhQw1_st3lTqDBvibcmAIhQgzH9I_/view?usp=drivesdk