Asheville RDR Aftermath!

So there we were, in a town of craft beers, drinking PBR, invading the Asheville Red Dress Run. There was some running, some walking, some more beers drank. Cumstop had a birthday so there was cake at some point. Plus some tequila and throwing up.

In between all that there was the tradition of circle. The shitty RA only allowed one accusation. Because Dick In Hand spent so much time getting down on one knee to tie his shoe.

I made that part up.

Turns out three Red Dresses ago he met someone and that was long enough for him to think it over and decide maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to ask our very own transplant Goes Down On The Rebound for her hand in marriage.

And then there was more throwing up.

Seriously, it was a great moment with few dry eyes and we are overjoyed to have been a part of it.

Congratulations, you crazy kids! On-On!

I guess you could call this a hash trash.

- Sex-A-Sketch!

Trail # 17A: Asheville RDR Invasion!

Pack your shiggy socks and best red dress, we're hitting the road! February 23 - 24 The North invades Asheville H3 for their anal Red Dress Run. Rego here:https://hashrego.com/events/avlh3-11th-annual-red-dress-run

Trail # 17!

Start The New Year off right With The Rogue North Hash House Harriers!

Hare: Sex-A-Sketch!

When: Sunday January 13, 2019! Circle at 1 PM!

Where: Lehigh Gap boat launch off Paint Mill Road in Slatington, PA 18080. It is under the 248/145/873 bridge. Next to the Nature Center.

Hash Cash: $7!

Dry bag: Essential.

Pre-lube at The Shack 751 Main Street Slatington PA 18080. Noon-ish. Be early.

Trail #16 Hash Trash!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/10jclhQw1_st3lTqDBvibcmAIhQgzH9I_/view?usp=drivesdk

Trail #16! Old Tyme Christmas!

Cum all ye thirsty!

Wetback Mountain and Snatch Avenger will give you your holiday tidings. 

1:30 - Prelube at Broadway Grill 24 Broadway

Jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania 18229

2:00 - Meet up

2:15 - Circle/Pack out

Hash cash - $7

Plan extra time for traffic. Street parking is nearly impossible. The county lot (in the highly technical map to follow) is $5.

If you want to save the parking money, carpool with fellow hashers from nearby free parking at Jim Thorpe Market.

Inaugural PINK DRESS! 10/6/18!

What is best in life? To crush the hab, r*n shitty trail in The North and hear the lamentations of other kennels! (because SHIGGY! And JELLY!)
What's even better? Doing it all for a good cause!

Twatwaffle and TenderizeHer will be hosting / haring the first ever PINK DRESS in The North! All monies raised will be donated to local breast cancer patient(s) to help offset medical costs.
Rego here https://hashrego.com/events/roguenorth-pink-dress and pay your $10 by paypal to RogueNorthH3@gmail.com to guarantee a personalized gimmie!
Might not make it? Rego and send the $10 anyway (it's for charity!) And we will send you the gimmie! That’s a whole new level of Never Leave Camp!
So grab a Pink Dress, pack your dry bag (and maybe a tent! Crash space is available!) and get that sweet booty to trail!

DEETS!

Where: 2564 Welshtown Road Slatington, PA 18080

When: October 6, 2018. Circle @ 2 PM! So get there early!

Trail #12! Aging Adults Sail Away! Sunday 9/9/18

Join us as Cum Sail Away and AARP hare this Jack n Jill trail! Whatever that is!

This is The North so bring your bug spray, sunblock, drybag, liver and sense of adventure!

Meet up: 12:00
Hares out: 1:00
Hash cash: $7

Coordinates: 40.7965, -75.9340
Lower Owl Creek Dam. That's off 309 just south of Tamaqua, PA. And just north of South Tamaqua. Shit, I'm lost already. There's a parking lot there somewhere! 

 ON ON!