Trail # 78! Go For The GOLD! 7/13/2024

 

Join us for a shitty trail filled with events that test your hashy athletic prowess. Will you bring home the gold?

Feel free to bring a tent and camp!

We will make food for after the trail (please inform us if you have dietary restrictions).

When: Saturday, July 13th 2024. 1 PM.

Where: 1855 meadowrun road. Bear creek twp. PA 18702

Hare: The Great Dr. VonBallsby

Hash Cash: $7

Dry Bag: You bet!

Half-way to PINK TACO mile!!!! 5/11/24

Rogue North H3 (mostly) anal TACO MILE is back!

Half-way(ish) to Pink Dress TACO MILE!
This is what you've been training for every Tuesday!
Get your type A shoes on and let's see what you got!

When: Saturday May 11, 2024

Where: The Slatington Marketplace. 8281 PA-873, Slatington, PA 18080

Time: Noon Meetup (or prelube earlier whenever!)

Hash Cash: $7 (you're getting off easy for tacos and entertainment)

 

Taco mile rools are simple:

1. Have your 4 tacos ready to go by start.
2. Taco must be COMPLETELY finished before starting your lap.
3. Repeat three more times.
4. Puking is a DQ
5. Follow the marked route
6. Anything else we will make up as needed!
7. Most important rool: HAVE FUN!

Trail # 74!!! Saturday 2/10/2024

 

TRAIL # 74!!!

We can't promise snow but there WILL be a Camel!
Hares: Camel Toe Ya Ho and Wrapped In Plastic It's Fantastic!
When: Saturday, February 10, 2024!
Noon Meetup!
Where: Owl Creek Reservoir Tamaqua, PA 18252

40°47'47.2"N 75°56'01.8"W

Hash Cash: $7

Dry bag: if smart!

Trail # 71! Assault on the (farther) North! Saturday 11/11/23

 

Do you even bivouac, bro?
Well get ready to! November trail will be an incursion into the farther North! Fire up the EZ Pass and pack a dry bag!

Date: Saturday November 11, 2023 

Time: 11AM

Hares: CUNT CASTLE THE SHOT DESTROYER and THE GREAT DOCTOR VON BALLSBY

Hash Cash: $7
Location: 1855 Meadow Run Rd, Bear Creek Twp, PA 18702
Dry Bag: You bet your sweet booty!

ROGUE NORTH H3 PINK DRESS 2023!!!

 Saturday, October 14, 2023!

A long time ago, in shiggy far far away… an army of Hashers executed order 66 on cancer.
Pink Dress Episode 6 is Cumming this October 14, 2023!

As always all monies raised from this event will be donated directly to a person or persons in our community undergoing treatment. We like to give a prize to the hasher who raises the most money so start collecting donations now!

What to expect? A few miles of shiggylicious walker/runner friendly trail where you can show off your fanciest Pink Dress to the locals. And maybe squeeze a few bucks outta them for our cause!

Bring cash for stuff!

Food donations for on after are being accepted!

Location: Slatington Skeet Club 8112 Skeet Club Rd. Slatington, PA 18080

Time: 12 PM meetup at the Skeet Club Grove.
Hashers who need crash space are welcum to set up tents etc. at the Twaterizer house Friday (or Saturday morning!).
Hares: Just Sam, Cheap Lyft, Tenderizer
Hash Cash: $25

PayPal $25 rego to: johnheatter@yahoo.com
or Venmo: @RogueNorthH3

Trail # 69!!!

Friday August 18 thru Sunday August 20, 2023!

Trail # 69 is cumming! And it's our Birthday Trail!
We are meeting at the Mahoning Drive in theater 635 Seneca Rd, Lehighton, PA 18235 for their WILD WORLD OF DAVILD LYNCH event.
Gates open at 6 PM but we are working on that. Gotta get out by Noon on Sunday.
You will get food, two weird ass movies each night. There will be a band under the screen Saturday. There will be TRAIL on Saturday hared by Sex-A-Sketch! What else?

This is not a zoned "campsite" so they will not allow RV's, generators, ets. We get to sleep in tents or our vehicles just like G intended.  

Get in early because we gotta buy tickets and the Theater expects this event is expected to sell out!

Cost:
$80 for the whole shebang.
$48 for a single night with Trail.
Paypal to: johnheatter@yahoo.com
Or Venmo:
@RogueNorthH3
(make sure you get that double H there towards the end).
Add a comment for event. 

Trail # 68! Dances With Fools! 7/16/23

 

Trail # 68 is cumming! I don't know what to expect because Dancing asked to hare! Just show up and expect to pick up some trash on a shitty trail! (That sound's like those old pub nights)

 

When: SUNDAY, July 16, 2023

11:30AM

Where: Towpath Park 1597 New Schuylkill Road Pottstown, PA 19465

Hare: Dancing Fool.

Hash Cash: $7

Dry Bag: I would, but that's just me.

Rogue North H3 Trail # 64! Mountain Man Boogie! 3/11/23

 

Wetback Mountain returns to help us ruin more shiggy socks!

When: Saturday, March 11, 2023. 12 PM

Where: Jim Thorpe Sportsman Club 1 Lentz Trail, Jim Thorpe, PA 18229

Hare: Wetback Mountain

Hash Cash: $7

Safety: Third

See you there! ON ON!  

Phoof, Hare it is! Trail # 63

 

We can't get enough Birthday Shiggy!
Join us in the wilds of Cornwall, PA and see what birthday hare has in store for us!

Hares: Camel Toe Ya Ho! & Phoof! There It Is!

Hash Cash: $7

Where: Cornwall Fire Company 50 Rexmont Rd, Lebanon (Cornwall), PA 17042

Circle up: Noon

Rogue North H3 Trail # 62! Packs 'Em In The New Year!

 

This is a Sunday trail! Why? Because the PA Game commission wants people to shoot things on Saturday. And we don't want that to be us!

This looks to be a shiggylicious trail with no bar stops. Dress warm!

 
Where: 8796 Hummingbird Rd, Kempton, PA 19529-9166, United States
Meetup: Noon!
Circle: 1PM!
Hare: Packs Em' In The Rear
Hash Cash: $7
Hot Tub: 5 ladies at a time with the hare! 

ON ON!

Reading H3 / Rogue North H3 Double HEAD-er!!!

 

XXX-MAS Double HEADer!!!

SATURDAY, DEC, 10! RH3 #1105 SANTA HASH!

On-on: 2pm Where: Rt. 10 mountain bike polo field next to Trooper Thorns. Reading, PA. See HTM for those navigationally challenged. Hash Cash: $20...haberdashery. Don't forget a gaily wrapped gift for a fellow hasher. Hares: No Fucking Brains & Dog breath.

For years Santa and his little elf have been gayly laying trail through the streets of the ever-festive Reading area. This year is no different as Santa and his elf take to the streets to lead our merry pack of degenerates in what is surely to be a time of holiday spirit and hopefully spirits. Come dressed in your Season's finest and prepared with a gift to earn the privilege of sitting on Santa's lap...boy what a privilege

SUNDAY, DEC 11! ROGUE NORTH #61 HASHMAS!

Santa is cumming! And Beulah is making you travel to Reading.

Hares: Beulah Ballbreaker & Trinity Eyeball Cumshot Start Location: Park in the Large Lot Between UGI Energy & Sly Fox. Reading, PA Meet Up: 11:30am Hares Out: 11:69 Hash Cash: $10 What you’ll need: Ugly Sweaters, Holiday Spirit, Ugly Singing voice, ID & Cash for Extra Credit Options. What to expect: Turkey/Eagle -walkers/runners trails, pick your poison!

Additional deets are available on the groups or just ask! You can probably find crash space too!

Rogue North H3 Pink Dress 2022!

This year LVH3 (Lehigh Valley) is teaming up with The Rogue North Hash House Harriers to hunt the wilds of The North for the elusive Sassy-Squatch! And collect monies for a good cause along the way!

As always all monies raised from this event will be donated directly to a person or persons in our community in need. We like to give a prize to the hasher who raises the most money so start collecting donations now!

There will also be a prize for the Sassiest dresser amongst you. Rock that pink and see if you can out sass the squatch!

Bring cash for stuff!

Food donations for on after are being accepted!

Location: Slatington Skeet Club 8112 Skeet Club Rd. Slatington, PA 18080

Time: 12 PM meetup at the Skeet Club Grove.
Hashers who need crash space are welcum to set up tents etc. at the TenderWaffle house Friday (or Saturday morning!).

Hares:  Cheap Lyft, Twatwaffle, Just Holly, Just Ralph

Hash Cash: $25

PayPal $25 rego to: RogueNorthH3@gmail.com or Venmo @John-Heatter
Leave comment for Pink Dress.

johnheatter@yahoo.com for additional info. Or at least get you pointed in the right direction!

Rogue North Trail #58

 

It's our 5 year analversary!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

August 13, 2022

Trail #58!

Cum ready to get wet!

Meet at the Lehigh Gap Boat Launch. It's under the bridge.

Use this address to find your way : 

8844 Paint Mill Road Slatington, PA 18080

 It's the Nature center. If you go there you went too far. Go back to the bridge and look around.

Meetup: 11AM
Hash Cash: $7
Hare: Sex-A-Sketch
Dry Bag: More than ever!!

ROGUE NORTH WHITE DRESS! Trail # 54! 4/10/22

 

I don't know how we did it but we talked Cornhole Jackson and Just Candace into haring trail for us before they officially tie the knot! And if they have to dress up all fancy so do you! Let's show our support for these great half-minds and officially make this a WHITE DRESS event!
Get your shiggy shoes to the thrift store and show us what you can do!

Hares: Just Candace and Cornhole Jackson
Hash cash: $7
12 Noon Sunday, April 10, 2022!
George Taylor House in Catty! (probably the pavillion next to it!)

35 S Front St, Catasauqua, PA 18032

White Dress Mandatory.

Trail # 53! Walk Like a Camel! Saturday March 12, 2022

Hares: Camel Toe Ya Ho! (Possibly a guest?!)

Meet up at Noon. Hare(s) away at 1230.

Hash Cash: 7$ 

Location: Find White Street in Summit Hill and head east until you hit a cemetery. 

This will be a highly unusual A to B trail, so cum prepared.
Trail is mostly urban and flat. Wet socks not necessary. Sorry to disappoint you.
On-after at Confessions in Nesquehoning (Subject to change). Nope, not a strip club (unless Wrapped In Plastic shows up )
See comments for map to the start

Sunday Brunch! Rogue North Trail #49! Sunday Nov. 14, 2021!

 

Cum Ready for your Ma'am and Man Mosas! Trinity Eyeball Cumshot and Wrapped in Plastic Hare us through Jim Thorpe!

Hash Cash $7, plus extra for an extra credit option on trail.

This is not your average hash. There will be some brunchy goodness provided on trail, so no orange food will be at the end.
Feel free to practice BRASS Monkey’s, (OE encouraged but not provided) as there will be OJ on trail (Not trial). Dress warm, onesies are always great for brunch & the cold. And don’t drive tipsy.

Where: 1 River St, Jim Thorpe, PA 18229 (just aim for the Jim Thorpe Market)

When: Sunday November 14, 2021

11AM 

New Hab!

 

October is for PINK DRESS and NEW HAB!

Taking pre-orders now for Pink Dress pick up!

$17 ($22 shipped!) S-3XL. Send orders via PayPal to RogueNorthH3@gmail.com with the following to order:

1. Hash name

2. Nerd name

3. Size

4. Pick up at pink dress (10/9/21) for orders received before 8am on Thursday 9/30.

5. All others will be held until we see you or shipped for an extra $5. Give us your mailing address.

6. Super sweet add on - personalize the back with your name (nerd or hash) for an extra $5 thanks to the awesome Twatwaffle! (Delayed delivery)

7. Register for Pink Dress for fucks sake.

http://roguenorthh3.blogspot.com/2021/09/pink-dress-2021-10921.html

Direct all questions & complaints to Sex-A-Sketch!

On-on!

PINK DRESS 2021! 10/9/21

On October 9, 2021 The Rogue North Hash House Harriers will once again be battling for truth, Justice and the boobies! Join our crusade and help crush the forces of darkness! All monies raised will be donated to local recipient(s) undergoing treatment. Because cancer sucks.

Location: Slatington Skeet Club 8112 Skeet Club Rd. Slatington, PA 18080

Time: 12 PM meetup at the Skeet Club Grove. Hashers who need to set up a tent etc. are welcum at the TenderWaffle Home after 111AM

Hash Cash: $25

PayPal $25 rego to: RogueNorthH3@gmail.com or Venmo @John-Heatter
Leave comment for Pink Dress.

Hares: Just Matt, Hong Kong Sploogie, TenderizeHer

Theme:

Pink Dress

Stuff to Bring:

Pink Dress, extra donations, dry bag.

Taco Mile 2021! 8/4/21

 

Taco Mile 2021!

When: Wednesday August 4, 2021. 6 PM

Where: The Shack 751 Main Street Slatington, PA 18080

Hash Cash: None! This is a pay as you go event! You Buy your own drinks and Tacos! So treat yourself! You've earned it!

The Rools: Eat a taco, run a 1/4 mile. Do that 4 times.

Tacos must be completely down before starting a leg. There will be mouth checkers. 

Puking is a DQ. Though it's yet to happen.

Drinks don't count. So drink as little or much as you like!

All contestants run together. There will be one timer.

MOST IMPORTANT ROOL! : Have Fun!

Anything else we will make up as needed!

ON ON!  

Who's Your Daddy?!?! Trail #42!

 

Jewels of Duh Nile is your Daddy! Join us as he hares this special Fathers Day trail through the wilds of Schnecksville! Hell, bring your father!

Time: 12PM

Location: Independence Park. 4400 Independence Dr, Schnecksville, PA 18078

Hash Cash: $7