We Stayed ON IN and all we got was this stupid patch!

2020 doesn’t have to suck! We’ve just got patches in that you can get just for being a non returner! For the price of a hash cash $7 (in person or PayPal to RogueNorthH3@gmail.com (leave address if PayPal)) you can proudly display all the events you did not go to this year! We will be giving all the monies from this to local organizations helping those in need through this corona bologna!

On On!
...er...in?

Roll Call! Jewels Of Duh Nile!

Introducing:

Jewels Of Duh Nile

"How much romance can one woman take?"

Alright, Jewels, I never thought it would happen, how on earth did you get a name that made me quote Joan Wilder (as played by Kathleen Turner)?

No one believed I was a virgin at the age of 22 and thought I was lying.

And now look at you!

 I see you all over that damn place hashing. Do you have a favorite trail?

Favorite trail is anything with all the shiggy, water and I'm bleeding. Jell-O shots are a must!

And now we know how to set a trap... I mean what went through your cranium after your very first hash?!

They run and drink and wear kilts. The best thing ever!

Now for our favorite. Besides that time you drove the Mustang in an ice storm to Reading trail, what was your best bad decision.

My Best fuck up would have to be jumping in the Dirty Jersey water following true trail. I smelled so bad lol.

Shit. Whose trail was that?

It was a Taco Tuesday Goats trail if my memory is correct lol.

Rogue North H3 Trail # 29! Jewels and Just Beth! 3/7/20

Saturday March 7, 2020!

Wanker’s and Bimbo’s It’s that time again to run a little run, and drink a lot of drinks...maybe sacrifice a virgin or 2 ;). Join Jewels of Duh Nile and Just Beth as they pop her haring cherry through the thrilling streets of Palmerton. So Cum one, Cum all, my lovely hash family and bring your extra liver cause Just Beth is also celebrating her Birthday!!!!!!

Hash cash: $7

Pre-lube: Get your sweet ass to trail

Meet-up: Noon in the park

498-418 6th St, Palmerton, PA 18071

Chalk Talk: 12:20pm

Hares Out: 12:30pm

Dry bag: You fucking know already.

On after: One Ten Tavern
110 Delaware Ave, Palmerton

Roll Call! Head!?! Who said Head!?!

Who are some of your favorite hashers? Let's find out!

Introducing:

IN YOUR HEAD!

"Head!?!" Who said "head!?!" I'll take some of!... oh fuck it. 

We have to sing every goddamn circle because of you. Luckily we like singing. Tell us the origins of this mellifluent moniker:

I got my name because I am a mental ninja.

Totally mental!

We've seen you out on trail a lot. Do you have one that stands out as a favorite?

Favorite trail was T-Blowner's zip line trail. I forget when it was or what it was called but good weather, cool as shit trails and a zip line! 

How can you fail with a zip line? That was Blowner and (then) Just Lou's Hazelton trail. RN # 8 on 5/12/2018. I remember it rained and bad cheese balls.

Now, way back when you were a baby hasher, what were your first thoughts after your very first trail?

Holy shit...this seriously exists?

What was the best bad decision you have ever made?

Anything and everything done at Fantasy Fest!

On that note I am forbidden to inquire any further!

On - Out!

Sex-A-Sketch!

Trail # 28: Bambi's Revenge. Sunday 1/12/2020

Sunday January 12 This month's hare Down Down on the Brown Brown will take us on a wild winter ride through the darkest recesses of Bambi's traumatized soul.

Trail Description:

Many a bambi have perished in these woods. National Geographic said it may have been at the hands of a sociopathic Thumper and Flower. Regardless of the myths of the area, cum and enjoy a 4-6 mile romp up the cock...Haycock that is, or maybe I'll just plunge you all into Lake Nockamixon...a good ol' polar plunge...😈...if you are comfortable bouldering or like climbing--take the Eagle...if you like it flatter like Ken...take the Turkey but do have trail runners or hiking shoes. Gonna be a good time.

Hash cash: $7

Hash Schedule

Pre-Lube: 11:00am at Wagon Wheel Tavern (2300 Dublin Pike, Quakertown, PA 18951)

Let's help them wake/open up!

Meet Up: 12:00pm at Nockamixon State Park Marina Parking Lot (2148 Church View Dr, Quakertown, PA 18951)

Chalk Talk: 12:20pm

Hare & Furrier Hare Away: 12:30pm Sharp!

Dry bag: You know the fucking deal.

Other Gear:

Good trail runners, hiking boots, blow up dolls, virgins, Project X on laser disc, sasquatch nets, puppets, Malort, crew socks, whistles, bear spray or axe.

2nd Anal PINK DRESS! Saturday 10/12/2019

Saturday October 12, 2019

Slatington, PA 

The Tender Waffle are again hosting the 2nd Anal Rogue North Pink Dress R*n!
Who doesn’t love to r*n around The North in pretty pink dresses!?!?! And for a good cause!

Don't like breast cancer? Neither do we. 100% of the money raised goes to a woman local to The North to help offset medical expenses, lost wages, or whatever she needs for a sigh of relief on her journey.
  The top 3 fundraisers over $100 will be rewarded for their generosity (or mad hustling skills) with Rogue North gifts.https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8iibjJpvlR?fbclid=IwAR2MMdr4GJrXwY8o8PGHdutWPbJwpVdvRdzj4hGzBoVQELDxsg26yJRZ9As

Anyone wanting to camp out is welcome to come early and set up a tent. We ask you bring some extra beverages for yourself for prelube and on-after if you plan on staying. We got you covered on trail.

On-After we’ll have food again at the house! Fire pit and s’mores.


Location: The Tender Waffle 2564 Welshtown Road Slatington, PA 18080 

Your Hares: Tenderize Her, Just Jason and Just Dave

Hash Cash: $20. That covers all your beverages on trail and food after. All hash cash and fundraising money is donated!

Prelube: The Shack or The Tender Waffle. That’s up to you.

Meet-up: 12:30 (feel free to cum earlier if you want to set up a tent or prelube)

Circle: 1:00pm!!!!

Hares out: 1:30pm

**Please note if you are late for circle, you’re fucked. And not in a good way. 😜 Get your asses here on time!

Dry bag: You know the fucking drill.

Trail #24 Hash Trash! Now available on the Atari 2600!