Sunday January 12 This month's hare Down Down on the Brown Brown will take us on a wild winter ride through the darkest recesses of Bambi's traumatized soul.
Trail Description:
Many a bambi have perished in these woods. National Geographic said it may have been at the hands of a sociopathic Thumper and Flower. Regardless of the myths of the area, cum and enjoy a 4-6 mile romp up the cock...Haycock that is, or maybe I'll just plunge you all into Lake Nockamixon...a good ol' polar plunge...😈...if you are comfortable bouldering or like climbing--take the Eagle...if you like it flatter like Ken...take the Turkey but do have trail runners or hiking shoes. Gonna be a good time.
Hash cash: $7
Hash Schedule
Pre-Lube: 11:00am at Wagon Wheel Tavern (2300 Dublin Pike, Quakertown, PA 18951)
Let's help them wake/open up!
Meet Up: 12:00pm at Nockamixon State Park Marina Parking Lot (2148 Church View Dr, Quakertown, PA 18951)
Chalk Talk: 12:20pm
Hare & Furrier Hare Away: 12:30pm Sharp!
Dry bag: You know the fucking deal.
Other Gear:
Good trail runners, hiking boots, blow up dolls, virgins, Project X on laser disc, sasquatch nets, puppets, Malort, crew socks, whistles, bear spray or axe.
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