Roll Call! Head!?! Who said Head!?!

Who are some of your favorite hashers? Let's find out!

Introducing:

IN YOUR HEAD!

"Head!?!" Who said "head!?!" I'll take some of!... oh fuck it. 

We have to sing every goddamn circle because of you. Luckily we like singing. Tell us the origins of this mellifluent moniker:

I got my name because I am a mental ninja.

Totally mental!

We've seen you out on trail a lot. Do you have one that stands out as a favorite?

Favorite trail was T-Blowner's zip line trail. I forget when it was or what it was called but good weather, cool as shit trails and a zip line! 

How can you fail with a zip line? That was Blowner and (then) Just Lou's Hazelton trail. RN # 8 on 5/12/2018. I remember it rained and bad cheese balls.

Now, way back when you were a baby hasher, what were your first thoughts after your very first trail?

Holy shit...this seriously exists?

What was the best bad decision you have ever made?

Anything and everything done at Fantasy Fest!

On that note I am forbidden to inquire any further!

On - Out!

Sex-A-Sketch!

Trail # 28: Bambi's Revenge. Sunday 1/12/2020

Sunday January 12 This month's hare Down Down on the Brown Brown will take us on a wild winter ride through the darkest recesses of Bambi's traumatized soul.

Trail Description:

Many a bambi have perished in these woods. National Geographic said it may have been at the hands of a sociopathic Thumper and Flower. Regardless of the myths of the area, cum and enjoy a 4-6 mile romp up the cock...Haycock that is, or maybe I'll just plunge you all into Lake Nockamixon...a good ol' polar plunge...😈...if you are comfortable bouldering or like climbing--take the Eagle...if you like it flatter like Ken...take the Turkey but do have trail runners or hiking shoes. Gonna be a good time.

Hash cash: $7

Hash Schedule

Pre-Lube: 11:00am at Wagon Wheel Tavern (2300 Dublin Pike, Quakertown, PA 18951)

Let's help them wake/open up!

Meet Up: 12:00pm at Nockamixon State Park Marina Parking Lot (2148 Church View Dr, Quakertown, PA 18951)

Chalk Talk: 12:20pm

Hare & Furrier Hare Away: 12:30pm Sharp!

Dry bag: You know the fucking deal.

Other Gear:

Good trail runners, hiking boots, blow up dolls, virgins, Project X on laser disc, sasquatch nets, puppets, Malort, crew socks, whistles, bear spray or axe.