2nd Anal PINK DRESS! Saturday 10/12/2019

Saturday October 12, 2019

Slatington, PA 

The Tender Waffle are again hosting the 2nd Anal Rogue North Pink Dress R*n!
Who doesn’t love to r*n around The North in pretty pink dresses!?!?! And for a good cause!

Don't like breast cancer? Neither do we. 100% of the money raised goes to a woman local to The North to help offset medical expenses, lost wages, or whatever she needs for a sigh of relief on her journey.
  The top 3 fundraisers over $100 will be rewarded for their generosity (or mad hustling skills) with Rogue North gifts.https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8iibjJpvlR?fbclid=IwAR2MMdr4GJrXwY8o8PGHdutWPbJwpVdvRdzj4hGzBoVQELDxsg26yJRZ9As

Anyone wanting to camp out is welcome to come early and set up a tent. We ask you bring some extra beverages for yourself for prelube and on-after if you plan on staying. We got you covered on trail.

On-After we’ll have food again at the house! Fire pit and s’mores.


Location: The Tender Waffle 2564 Welshtown Road Slatington, PA 18080 

Your Hares: Tenderize Her, Just Jason and Just Dave

Hash Cash: $20. That covers all your beverages on trail and food after. All hash cash and fundraising money is donated!

Prelube: The Shack or The Tender Waffle. That’s up to you.

Meet-up: 12:30 (feel free to cum earlier if you want to set up a tent or prelube)

Circle: 1:00pm!!!!

Hares out: 1:30pm

**Please note if you are late for circle, you’re fucked. And not in a good way. 😜 Get your asses here on time!

Dry bag: You know the fucking drill.

Trail #24 Hash Trash! Now available on the Atari 2600!

Rogue North Trail #24: Swamp Witches visit the North!

Saturday, September 7, 2019

3922 Main St, Slatedale, PA 18079

Cum one, cum all for The Eyeball Flick trail!

Prelube: At The Shack! Anytime you want 😉

Meet up: Noon,  Parking lot behind Slatedale Fire Co. 3922 Main St. Slatedale, PA 18079. 

Circle: 12:30

Hash Cash: $7

Hares out: 12:69

Dry bag: Always

Return To Sexy Mountain! 8/10/2019

The North turns 3!

 Saturday August 10, 2019!

Join Yolonda and the gang as Wetback Mountain and Sex-A-Sketch team up once again to hare in the wilds of Carbon County!

Prelube @ 11AM! Parking sucks in town so venture out on your own or join us at the start early!

Circle up at noon.
40.855442, -75.768038
You will have to park along Flagstaff Road near the Switchback Trail And follow the marks to Circle location (it won't be far). 
This is just off W. Broadway, a mile east of the Mauch Chunk lake. Jim Thorpe, PA 18229.

Hash Cash: $7

You will only need a drybag if you show up.

Taco Mile 2019!

If you missed the Rogue North Hash House Harriers 2019 Taco Mile, You missed 22 participants (and a few observers) duking it out in live action for prizes and glory!

The rules? Heck, we make those up! But what is supposed to happen is this: Eat a taco. Run a quarter mile. 4 times.

Still no one has puked! And we still have a great time!

This years winners (or weiners) were Ya Lion for beating the crap out of everybody (we gave him a trophy anyway). And Hare Today Cum Tomorrow for DFL'n the hell out of that event.

The poor kitchen staff at  The Shack had a tough time cooking up 88 tacos in such a short time for us but they pulled it off. Next year they get a trophy too!

After awards were presented we made our way outside for a birthday side-side for Ya Lion and a surprise naming! Our very own Civil War reenactor Just Jason is now forever known (or til whenever) as Cornhole Jackson!

What a great time! I hope they tipped well.

Rogue North Trail #22: The Sexy Goat! 7/13/19!

We really struggled with whether to cancel trail or not. I mean, how much fun can we have when our entire stash of fun dust was seized this morning at the Port of Philadelphia. I mean I guess we can continue on with just the devils juice... It just won't be that much fun.

Sex Toys For Tots and Silence Of The Goats will lead us scampering through Hickory R*n state park attempting to avoid the fierce black bears, treacherous Lehigh river, and Blair Witch project like woods. Also did you know that Krispy Crème donuts opened on this day about 80 years ago? So there might be donuts on trail. Or there might not be. Depends on how quickly we recover from the night before. Okay okay back to the trail details....

Saturday July 13, 2019!
Prelube: There really isn't anything in the area that is open that early. So I would recommend a discreet Hurricane, Old E, or Colt 45 in a brown paper bag at the parking lot.
Where: Hickory Run State Park - Site 197
Albrightsville, Pennsylvania
Hash cash: $7
Meet up: 11:00am
Chalk Talk: 12noon
Dry bag: Probably not, but maybe. Its Goats. And Sex Toys. So they will probably make you wet in one way or another. Yeah just bring a dry bag. And those shiggy socks.

Reading H3 Red Dress Invasion! 5/11/2019

Rumor has it the fine ladies from MILF H3 are planning an invasion of The North for a Mothers Day weekend trail. But our ravens have brought word from the best oracles in the land that Reading H3 is planning on holding their anal Red Dress Run that very same day! And since our forefathers have written it in the bylaws, right after, " thou shalt lay shitty trails," that trail can be anywhere including "invasions of the pigstys of thy neighbor. So long as it be done in the name of The Gispert, The Beer and The Holy Shit." - Amen.   

Sooooo... May trail is going to be a little different! We will be invading our comrades to the West in Reading! 

Saturday MAY 11, 2019!
Aim for noon! (We can alway prelube somewhere if early)
Volunteer Firemans Beneficial 434 Franklin Street West Reading, PA 19611
If history repeats itself Hash cash will be $20.
And you'll need a red dress. More details to cum!

This is your chance to travel hash without really going too far (some of you)! Let's show them what we are made of in The North! And help them raise some charity monies!

ON ON!

3/9/19 Trail # 18! Just Paulie’s Hare Poppin’ Good Trail!

Saturday 3/9/2019!

Cum on out for Just Paulie's Hare Poppin' Good Trail featuring Just Paulie and Wetback Mountain!

Pre Lube is 12-12:30 PM at Union Publick House 212 Center St. Jim Thorpe, PA  18229

Circle at 12:45 PM 2 blocks away. Carbon Lodge No. 242 F&A Masons 501 Center St. Jim Thorpe, PA 18229. In the Lodges social hall - a white building BEHIND the lodge.

Be prompt! This trail depends on it.

Hash Cash: $7

On-After will be back down at Union Publick House.

Parking is on the street anywhere you can find.

Practice safe hashing and pack your dry bag now, including shoes because of the snow. Hiking boots may be preferable. There's always a chance of getting wet in The North. *Remember to be dressed in your greenest of greens! Kilts preferred! *

Asheville RDR Aftermath!

So there we were, in a town of craft beers, drinking PBR, invading the Asheville Red Dress Run. There was some running, some walking, some more beers drank. Cumstop had a birthday so there was cake at some point. Plus some tequila and throwing up.

In between all that there was the tradition of circle. The shitty RA only allowed one accusation. Because Dick In Hand spent so much time getting down on one knee to tie his shoe.

I made that part up.

Turns out three Red Dresses ago he met someone and that was long enough for him to think it over and decide maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to ask our very own transplant Goes Down On The Rebound for her hand in marriage.

And then there was more throwing up.

Seriously, it was a great moment with few dry eyes and we are overjoyed to have been a part of it.

Congratulations, you crazy kids! On-On!

I guess you could call this a hash trash.

- Sex-A-Sketch!

Trail # 17A: Asheville RDR Invasion!

Pack your shiggy socks and best red dress, we're hitting the road! February 23 - 24 The North invades Asheville H3 for their anal Red Dress Run. Rego here:https://hashrego.com/events/avlh3-11th-annual-red-dress-run

Trail # 17!

Start The New Year off right With The Rogue North Hash House Harriers!

Hare: Sex-A-Sketch!

When: Sunday January 13, 2019! Circle at 1 PM!

Where: Lehigh Gap boat launch off Paint Mill Road in Slatington, PA 18080. It is under the 248/145/873 bridge. Next to the Nature Center.

Hash Cash: $7!

Dry bag: Essential.

Pre-lube at The Shack 751 Main Street Slatington PA 18080. Noon-ish. Be early.