Introducing:
Jewels Of Duh Nile
"How much romance can one woman take?"
Alright, Jewels, I never thought it would happen, how on earth did you get a name that made me quote Joan Wilder (as played by Kathleen Turner)?
No one believed I was a virgin at the age of 22 and thought I was lying.
And now look at you!
I see you all over that damn place hashing. Do you have a favorite trail?
Favorite trail is anything with all the shiggy, water and I'm bleeding. Jell-O shots are a must!
And now we know how to set a trap... I mean what went through your cranium after your very first hash?!
They run and drink and wear kilts. The best thing ever!
Now for our favorite. Besides that time you drove the Mustang in an ice storm to Reading trail, what was your best bad decision.
My Best fuck up would have to be jumping in the Dirty Jersey water following true trail. I smelled so bad lol.
Shit. Whose trail was that?
It was a Taco Tuesday Goats trail if my memory is correct lol.
