We really struggled with whether to cancel trail or not. I mean, how much fun can we have when our entire stash of fun dust was seized this morning at the Port of Philadelphia. I mean I guess we can continue on with just the devils juice... It just won't be that much fun.
Sex Toys For Tots and Silence Of The Goats will lead us scampering through Hickory R*n state park attempting to avoid the fierce black bears, treacherous Lehigh river, and Blair Witch project like woods. Also did you know that Krispy Crème donuts opened on this day about 80 years ago? So there might be donuts on trail. Or there might not be. Depends on how quickly we recover from the night before. Okay okay back to the trail details....
Saturday July 13, 2019!
Prelube: There really isn't anything in the area that is open that early. So I would recommend a discreet Hurricane, Old E, or Colt 45 in a brown paper bag at the parking lot.
Where: Hickory Run State Park - Site 197
Albrightsville, Pennsylvania
Hash cash: $7
Meet up: 11:00am
Chalk Talk: 12noon
Dry bag: Probably not, but maybe. Its Goats. And Sex Toys. So they will probably make you wet in one way or another. Yeah just bring a dry bag. And those shiggy socks.
