Thursday, December 13, 2018
Thursday, December 6, 2018
Trail #16! Old Tyme Christmas!
Cum all ye thirsty!
Wetback Mountain and Snatch Avenger will give you your holiday tidings.
1:30 - Prelube at Broadway Grill 24 Broadway
Jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania 18229
2:00 - Meet up
2:15 - Circle/Pack out
Hash cash - $7
Plan extra time for traffic. Street parking is nearly impossible. The county lot (in the highly technical map to follow) is $5.
If you want to save the parking money, carpool with fellow hashers from nearby free parking at Jim Thorpe Market.
Tuesday, September 18, 2018
Inaugural PINK DRESS! 10/6/18!
What's even better? Doing it all for a good cause!
Twatwaffle and TenderizeHer will be hosting / haring the first ever PINK DRESS in The North! All monies raised will be donated to local breast cancer patient(s) to help offset medical costs.
Rego here https://hashrego.com/events/roguenorth-pink-dress and pay your $10 by paypal to RogueNorthH3@gmail.com to guarantee a personalized gimmie!
Might not make it? Rego and send the $10 anyway (it's for charity!) And we will send you the gimmie! That’s a whole new level of Never Leave Camp!
So grab a Pink Dress, pack your dry bag (and maybe a tent! Crash space is available!) and get that sweet booty to trail!
DEETS!
Where: 2564 Welshtown Road Slatington, PA 18080
When: October 6, 2018. Circle @ 2 PM! So get there early!
Tuesday, September 4, 2018
Trail #12! Aging Adults Sail Away! Sunday 9/9/18
Join us as Cum Sail Away and AARP hare this Jack n Jill trail! Whatever that is!
This is The North so bring your bug spray, sunblock, drybag, liver and sense of adventure!
Meet up: 12:00
Hares out: 1:00
Hash cash: $7
Coordinates: 40.7965, -75.9340
Lower Owl Creek Dam. That's off 309 just south of Tamaqua, PA. And just north of South Tamaqua. Shit, I'm lost already. There's a parking lot there somewhere!
ON ON!
Thursday, August 9, 2018
Trail # 11! 8/11/18! Virgin Birthday Shenanigans!
We'll be popping some major cherries when the dynamic virgin hare duo of Just Liz and Just Joe show us their trail laying goodies. Just Liz and Just Joe are natural born Northerners! Just babies! Let’s see if they’ve learned anything this year!
Dogs and cats are welcome. There’s is crash space available. (They even have two showers!)
When: SATURDAY AUGUST 11!
Location: 173 Ruby Court Saylorsburg,
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Pack out: 2pm
Hash cash: $7
Dry bag: Always.
Overnight gear: Probably the smartest thing you do this weekend.
ON - ON!
Tuesday, April 24, 2018
Trail #8! May 12, 2018
Where: Applebee’s 2 Weis Ln, West Hazleton, PA 18202
Time: 12:30 meetup/pre-lube. 1:30 circle.
Hash cash: $7!
Drybag: always.
On-On.
Friday, April 13, 2018
DANCES WITH FOOLS! Trail #7!
Sunday April 8, 2018 . Tamaqua, PA.
So there I was... on the road early. Which was a mistake for various reasons. The biggest being that Sprint has no service in Tamaqua. I hadn't heard from the hare DANCING FOOL and wouldn't myself via phone for the rest of the day.
With this guy haring I didn't know what to expect. So I decided to grab a 30 pack of PBR and go to the local Boyer's Market for some orange food. Just in case.
The people of Tamaqua are a strange lot. I'm being nice. Imagine the people of Walmart. They all live in their own village. That's Tamaqua. Hang out at the local Boyer's sometime.
It shouldn't have surprised me that the prelube bar was closed when I got there. Google said they opened at 11AM. It was now 11:45. WHAT WHAT MUD IN THE BUTT and RUNNER GIRL showed up and tried to give me ice cream. What I needed was a beer.
SNATCH AVENGER and WETBACK MOUNTAIN appeared next along with T-BLOWNER. AARP, CUM SAIL AWAY and HARE TODAY CUM TOMORROW then some Reading wankers appeared and we needed a new prelube location. Left a note in chalk on the sidewalk to meet at the Pine Street Pub.
The Pine Street Pub is the sort of dark seedy bar the likes of us are not welcum. So we made ourselves right at home. CAMEL TOE YA HO helped by playing ABBA's "Dancing Queen" about 8 times in a row on the jukebox.
It was about that time that DANCING FOOL finally was able to get in touch with us through SNATCH AVENGER. He was out laying trail and would try to make it back in time for start. Which he was telling us for the first time was at Bungalow Park across town. The address of which is the same as a different place 20 minutes south and google maps kept trying to take us there instead.
Once we got our shit together and got over there we had a pack of about 28 half-minds and 2 of the canine variety. And the hare was magically there! In true Rogue fashion SCRATCH N STIFF was recruited to RA circle.
DANCING made some kind of noise and called it chalk talk and then told us we had to pick up trash on trail. Even handed out bags which the shiggy would later take care of.
We were off! Someone even carried Yolonda! #YOLO!
Down the hill past the pool and into the Odd Fellows Cemetery, then across 209 and uphill we went finding trail behind the High School stadium. SCRATCHY'S virgin JUST CHRIS found a metal parking sign still on part of a pole and thought it was a good idea to carry it on trail. He'd soon regret it.
Who knows where trail went after that because WANTS IT BAD and a few others were instructed by the hare to shortcut through the shiggy back down to 209 to intercept pack. The FRBs were already across the street and into/across the Wabash Creek. There we saw some genius bridge building attempts, failed jumps across the creek (you have to pronounce it "crick" up there) and some piggy back rides for JUST ALICE and JUST VAL.
Uphill again! At this point the hare's orange tape was getting confused with real hunters tape and pack started making up trail. Even DANCING wasn't sure. Somehow we ended up going the right direction. And finally reached the baseball field and a not very well marked BEER NEAR... at the hare's car!
BUSHWHACKER got JEWELS OF DUH NILE and BUKKAKE confused. We all marveled at the similarities and decided they must be twins. EXCOGI can tell them apart. I hope.
A few of us debated calling it a day and returning to the bar. Fuck them FRB's! But we're dumb too so we went back out and up the hills too. Uphill and uphill. Along some other cemetery. Uphill some more. Then more uphill. It dawned on me that this was a mountain. There were a bunch of holes in the ground and deep rocky ravines. No doubt the coyotes would pick our bones clean down there should we lose our footing.
DANCING asked me if anyone had ever been banned from laying trail in The North. I had to ask him if that's what he was going for.
Once at the top there was nowhere to go but down. Down towards the railroad tracks and the Little Schuylkill River. There was lots of sliding on leaves and falling down. This might have been the most dangerous part of trail.
At the bottom there was a self storage place and some sort of mark in flour. Some said it was a shot check, others said it was a tit check. No one could really tell. Onward! Now the urban shiggy. Complete with a playground check.
Somehow we were able to find the scarce street marks back to the park.
The FRB's had been there for quite a while. Luckily PACKS EM IN THE REAR had some beer packed in the rear of his car.
The visitors from Brooklyn, THE CLOTHESHER, ROCKO SUAVE and TRINITY EYEBALL CUMSHOT had arrived late. They followed google maps to that other address 20 minutes away. At least they got in the first half of trail.
It was pretty friggin cold so decision was made to go back to the bar and do religion there. The Pine Street Pub wouldn't have us (claimed they had a pool tournament) So we ended up at Hang Loose which was finally open.
JUG STAIN brought her offspring and SILENCE OF THE GOATS embarrassed herself with her potty mouth in front of them. EGG FUCKER's Cone of Shame was worn.
It all starts getting fuzzy around here.
After most people left, the bartender broke out a bottle of Rum Chata that was not Rum Chata and things got even fuzzier.
Fuckin' Tamaqua..
So there I was... on the road early. Which was a mistake for various reasons. The biggest being that Sprint has no service in Tamaqua. I hadn't heard from the hare DANCING FOOL and wouldn't myself via phone for the rest of the day.
With this guy haring I didn't know what to expect. So I decided to grab a 30 pack of PBR and go to the local Boyer's Market for some orange food. Just in case.
The people of Tamaqua are a strange lot. I'm being nice. Imagine the people of Walmart. They all live in their own village. That's Tamaqua. Hang out at the local Boyer's sometime.
It shouldn't have surprised me that the prelube bar was closed when I got there. Google said they opened at 11AM. It was now 11:45. WHAT WHAT MUD IN THE BUTT and RUNNER GIRL showed up and tried to give me ice cream. What I needed was a beer.
SNATCH AVENGER and WETBACK MOUNTAIN appeared next along with T-BLOWNER. AARP, CUM SAIL AWAY and HARE TODAY CUM TOMORROW then some Reading wankers appeared and we needed a new prelube location. Left a note in chalk on the sidewalk to meet at the Pine Street Pub.
The Pine Street Pub is the sort of dark seedy bar the likes of us are not welcum. So we made ourselves right at home. CAMEL TOE YA HO helped by playing ABBA's "Dancing Queen" about 8 times in a row on the jukebox.
It was about that time that DANCING FOOL finally was able to get in touch with us through SNATCH AVENGER. He was out laying trail and would try to make it back in time for start. Which he was telling us for the first time was at Bungalow Park across town. The address of which is the same as a different place 20 minutes south and google maps kept trying to take us there instead.
Once we got our shit together and got over there we had a pack of about 28 half-minds and 2 of the canine variety. And the hare was magically there! In true Rogue fashion SCRATCH N STIFF was recruited to RA circle.
DANCING made some kind of noise and called it chalk talk and then told us we had to pick up trash on trail. Even handed out bags which the shiggy would later take care of.
We were off! Someone even carried Yolonda! #YOLO!
Down the hill past the pool and into the Odd Fellows Cemetery, then across 209 and uphill we went finding trail behind the High School stadium. SCRATCHY'S virgin JUST CHRIS found a metal parking sign still on part of a pole and thought it was a good idea to carry it on trail. He'd soon regret it.
Who knows where trail went after that because WANTS IT BAD and a few others were instructed by the hare to shortcut through the shiggy back down to 209 to intercept pack. The FRBs were already across the street and into/across the Wabash Creek. There we saw some genius bridge building attempts, failed jumps across the creek (you have to pronounce it "crick" up there) and some piggy back rides for JUST ALICE and JUST VAL.
Uphill again! At this point the hare's orange tape was getting confused with real hunters tape and pack started making up trail. Even DANCING wasn't sure. Somehow we ended up going the right direction. And finally reached the baseball field and a not very well marked BEER NEAR... at the hare's car!
BUSHWHACKER got JEWELS OF DUH NILE and BUKKAKE confused. We all marveled at the similarities and decided they must be twins. EXCOGI can tell them apart. I hope.
A few of us debated calling it a day and returning to the bar. Fuck them FRB's! But we're dumb too so we went back out and up the hills too. Uphill and uphill. Along some other cemetery. Uphill some more. Then more uphill. It dawned on me that this was a mountain. There were a bunch of holes in the ground and deep rocky ravines. No doubt the coyotes would pick our bones clean down there should we lose our footing.
DANCING asked me if anyone had ever been banned from laying trail in The North. I had to ask him if that's what he was going for.
Once at the top there was nowhere to go but down. Down towards the railroad tracks and the Little Schuylkill River. There was lots of sliding on leaves and falling down. This might have been the most dangerous part of trail.
At the bottom there was a self storage place and some sort of mark in flour. Some said it was a shot check, others said it was a tit check. No one could really tell. Onward! Now the urban shiggy. Complete with a playground check.
The FRB's had been there for quite a while. Luckily PACKS EM IN THE REAR had some beer packed in the rear of his car.
The visitors from Brooklyn, THE CLOTHESHER, ROCKO SUAVE and TRINITY EYEBALL CUMSHOT had arrived late. They followed google maps to that other address 20 minutes away. At least they got in the first half of trail.
It was pretty friggin cold so decision was made to go back to the bar and do religion there. The Pine Street Pub wouldn't have us (claimed they had a pool tournament) So we ended up at Hang Loose which was finally open.
JUG STAIN brought her offspring and SILENCE OF THE GOATS embarrassed herself with her potty mouth in front of them. EGG FUCKER's Cone of Shame was worn.
It all starts getting fuzzy around here.
After most people left, the bartender broke out a bottle of Rum Chata that was not Rum Chata and things got even fuzzier.
Fuckin' Tamaqua..
On-On.
Sex-A-Sketch.
Tuesday, March 27, 2018
Rouge North Trail #7! Dances with Fools!
See what you did? You didn't volunteer to hare April trail so we had to break out the Big Guns! The legendary Dancing Fool will be haring this next adventure in The North!
We have no idea what this Green Warrior has planned for us in the wilds of Tamaqua, PA on a Sunday afternoon! Just think of it as community service! (like you've never done THAT before...)
Meet for pre-lube @ 12PM @ Hang Loose 300 E Broad St, Tamaqua, PA 18252.
Circle up @ 1!
Hash cash: $7
Dry bag? Stop asking silly questions.
On-On!
- Sex-A-Sketch!
Saturday, January 27, 2018
Trail #5!!!
Trail #5!!!
Saturday February 10!
@ Slatington Bowling Center. 8123 PA-873, Slatington, PA 18080
Hash cash: $7
Hares: Camel Toe Ya-Ho and Sex-A-Sketch.
Dry bag: why do you even ask anymore?
Prelube at 12pm!
Circle at 1 PM!
It has been a long time since we've seen the Camel Sex Show! This time we do it in the shadow of The Wall in Slatington,PA!
In addition: Raymond the Amish Comic will be at the Slatington Legion! 7pm! Tickets are $20! I hear beer is included!
The hall is only allowed 150 people so get me your money or a fo sho! I can get tickets before they sell out!
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
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